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So yea, uh, I finally got a chance to see The Watchmen today. Yeah. Um so like, it's like still confusing the hell out of me, just like the trailer did when I saw The Dark Knight. All I saw throughout the movie was Superheroes having sex and blue penises all over the place. WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT ALL ABOUT? It was like Superhero porn with blood and guts everywhere. And Dr. Manhattan was like turning people into chocolate syrup when he was apart of the Vietnamese war. And speaking of Dr. Manhattan....WHY IN THE HELL WASN'T HE WEARING ANY PANTS???!!! Somebody please explain...I mean I know he's heard of clothes, he WAS human at one point in time, and happens to wear a suit on interviews, and sometimes he even wore bikini briefs, but, he still managed to have his SCHLONG justa swingin away. That's not what I wanna see when watching a movie about superheroes and whatnot. Okay, so enough with the negatives. The movie DID however have some good parts. I feel like the story line was pretty cool, but I'd rather read it out of a book then to watch it on a screen. The Comedian was pretty badass, although I'm not down with killing pregnant women and raping women. Rorsache was pretty cool too, I hated that he gave his life away though. And Silk Spectre, what's up with her??? She two timed Dr. Manhattan for Nite Owl. Whatever....I guess....Anyway my overall opinion for this film is basically me stating that I wasn't overly impressed with it. The only thing that did keep me interested was the fight scenes, in which there were very few. I guess I'll just come right out with it. I didn't like the movie, I feel like I wasted my money and my time. Two thumbs down. I'm sorry y'all I just wasn't feelin it. I give this film 2 out of 5 Stars. Feel free to answer back.